Welcome

Hi I'm Max...

I’m here to tell you a little bit about myself. I am a dog! A little dog at that! I come from a weird family, my mother is a Chinese Crested and my dad is a Chiwawa!

I now live with my new family, the Smiths!!! Daz, Debbie & Brandon! They are real nice!

I go to work with Daz nearly everyday, to visit my new friends, Andy, Anthony, Garry, Mac & Marc; they are all really nice and play with me whenever they can! When I’m there I mostly make a newsence of myself, chewing wires, weeing anywhere I like, except for the wee mat, I know its there, its just a pain always walking to it and actually using it!

Here are a couple of dog jokes to keep you amused:

Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller with a hyena?
A: I don't know but if it laughs I'll join in.

"I've lost my dog!"
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
"Don't be silly, he can't read!