Training humans...

Well its been a while since we last spoke. I'm getting along well with the
human family now, its taken a while to get them trained right but they now know who's boss. I have them perfectly trained to get my dinner on time twice a day and for walkies twice a day. I find that they seem to really like it if I play the fool and get all excited at the usual walkies time, so if I do a little dance and give them innocent looks it usually woks and it tears them away from the box with moving pictures. One of the humans took this of me trying to get some sleep before they disturb with with their need to rub my belly - did they get my good side?

Max!

Eats and garden invaders...

Ok its been a while since i last visited here. My owners have kept me locked up in a wooden box at the end of the garden for months....

Seriously though I've just been lazy, growing up! I now have long hair which is kinda cool - in the rain I can style it all different kinds of ways.

Everything seems warmer now and there are so many small invaders that seem to always want to play in my garden. They dont look like other dogs though and have two little legs and everytime I try to get them the seem to be able to jump very high into the trees. I will get them though I just need to jump that little bit higher and I'm working on this.

I have a new game called 'eats'. When in the garden in amongst all the little stones I see these small little black animal things with lots of legs that run really fast, they see me and try to hide, I try to eat them. I win this game alot! Anyway here's some of the piccys my family took of me recently.

Max!

Dropped....

Hello everybody

Gosh its been a while hasn't it!

Well yesterday we had a bit of a slip up, I was playing with Garry and decided to climb right up onto his chest, so then I turned round and planted my little hairy arse right on his mouth! He then jumped up, which caused me to flip off his shoulder and I hit the floor HARD! I was in some sort of pain, so I cried, that made the buggers feel sorry for me, HA HA HA!!!

Anyway, here is the latest modeling shot of me....











Hope you all have a good day!

A few facts about us dogs!!!

The dog, was one of the first animals domesticated by humans.

Mosaics meaning "Beware the Dog", would be found on doorsteps in ancient Roman cities.

The world's first dog show, was held in Britain in 1859.

People in ancient China, stayed warm, by carrying toy breeds in their sleeves.

The smallest mature dog, was a Yorkshire Terrier, that was 2 1/2 inches high at its shoulder.

The heaviest dog ever, weighed 319 pounds.

The oldest dog ever, died at age 29.

The tallest dog ever, was a Great Dane who stood 41 inches high.

The Chihuahua is the smallest breed in the world.

Did you know....

That dogs can learn more than 50 words, of any human language? Most dogs certainly know the words "cookie" and "go for a walk" pretty well!

Hope you enjoyed reading that!

Bye

Mr Dolman

Hello

Well today is bloody freezing again, I don't get this damn weather!

But anyway, Andy, who sits in the office has this obsession to pick on me all the time! He kicks my bones away, makes fun out of my dog like features, by calling me names such as, Rat Face! I mean look at you, your not the most attractive person yourself!!! Ha ha ha!!!

Hope everyone has a good day :)

Laters

Fireworks....

Hello

Well nothing has been going on lately apart from all the fireworks and stuff!!!

Having a well lazy day in the office, just been lying in my bed all morning!

Its a Monday so its just not really a happy day!

Tomorrow

Its November...

Hi

I thought I might put up some new photos...

This is a frog!









Me and Brandon playing!









This is when i took growth pills, but had to many and became the size of the wheelie bin!!! I look Wheelie Big don't I!!! Get it LOL








This me, eating a chew stick! Mmmmm yummy!