tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-355400552011-04-21T15:35:39.868-07:00This blog is to Introduce, me, Max, the little dog! I will tell you all about my journey in and out of the Mygetgo office! And about all the strange human friends i make along the way! EnjoyDaznoreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-66672470994589405202007-10-30T08:32:00.000-07:002007-10-30T08:47:01.787-07:00<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Well its been a while since we last spoke. I'm getting along well with the </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><br />hu</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >man family now, its taken a while to get them trained right but they now know who's boss. I have them perfectly trained to get my dinner on time twice a day and for walkies twice a day.</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >I find that they seem to really like it if I play the fool and get all excited at the usual walkies time, so if I do a little dance and give them innocent looks it usually woks and it tears them away from the box with moving pictures.</span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >One of the humans took this of me trying to get some sleep before they </span><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;">disturb with with their need to rub my belly - did they get my good side?</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Max!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-6667247099458940520?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-39620375220637415122007-05-17T14:36:00.000-07:002008-12-09T07:05:05.432-08:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Ok its been a while since i last visited here. My owners</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> h</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzOTzoXBMI/AAAAAAAAAAM/J48mOW-qfus/s1600-h/standing.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzOTzoXBMI/AAAAAAAAAAM/J48mOW-qfus/s200/standing.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065650520557290690" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:verdana;">ave </span><span style="font-family:verdana;">kept me locked up in a wooden box at the end of</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> the garden for months....<br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Seriously though I've just been lazy, growing up!</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">I now have</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> long hair which is kinda cool - in the rain I can style it all different kinds of ways.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Everything seems warmer now and there are so many small invaders</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> that seem to always want to play in my garden. They dont look like other dogs though and have two little legs and everytime I try to get them the seem to be able to jump very high into the trees. I will get them though I just need to jump that little bit higher and I'm working on this.</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />I have a new game called 'eats'. When in the garden in a</span><span style="font-family:verdana;">mongst all the little stones I see these small little black animal things with lots of legs that run really fast, they see me and try to hide,</span><span style="font-family:verdana;"> I try to eat them. I win this game alot!</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;">Anyway here's some of the piccys my family took of me recently.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">Max!<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzO1zoXBPI/AAAAAAAAAAk/MvKsg6FfEsg/s1600-h/me+and+mum.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzO1zoXBPI/AAAAAAAAAAk/MvKsg6FfEsg/s200/me+and+mum.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065651104672842994" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzO-DoXBQI/AAAAAAAAAAs/NyQAB1bE1-k/s1600-h/chair.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GbEMq8tdLNo/RkzO-DoXBQI/AAAAAAAAAAs/NyQAB1bE1-k/s200/chair.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065651246406763778" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-3962037522063741512?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1164190462761605052006-11-22T01:55:00.000-08:002006-11-22T02:14:23.036-08:00Hello everybody<br /><br />Gosh its been a while hasn't it!<br /><br />Well yesterday we had a bit of a slip up, I was playing with Garry and decided to climb right up onto his chest, so then I turned round and planted my little hairy arse right on his mouth! He then jumped up, which caused me to flip off his shoulder and I hit the floor HARD! I was in some sort of pain, so I cried, that made the buggers feel sorry for me, HA HA HA!!!<br /><br />Anyway, here is the latest modeling shot of me....<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/MAX.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/MAX.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hope you all have a good day!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116419046276160505?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1163068957512075542006-11-09T02:01:00.000-08:002007-05-17T07:57:15.090-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-family:verdana;">The dog, was one of the first animals domesticated by humans. </span><br /> </span> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Mosaics meaning "Beware the Dog", would be found on doorsteps in ancient Roman cities.<br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The world's first dog show, was held in Britain in 1859.<br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">People in ancient China, stayed warm, by carrying toy breeds in their sleeves. <br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The smallest mature dog, was a Yorkshire Terrier, that was 2 1/2 inches high at its shoulder.<br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The heaviest dog ever, weighed 319 pounds.<br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The oldest dog ever, died at age 29.<br /> </p> <p style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">The tallest dog ever, was a Great Dane who stood 41 inches high.<br /> </p><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:verdana;" ></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:verdana;" ></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:verdana;" > The Chihuahua is the smallest breed in the world.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Did you know....</span><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">That dogs can learn more than 50 words, of </span><u style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">any</u><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> human language? Most dogs certainly know the words "cookie" and "go for a walk" pretty well!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Hope you enjoyed reading that!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Bye</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116306895751207554?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1162894680509487152006-11-07T02:09:00.000-08:002006-11-07T02:18:00.520-08:00Hello<br /><br />Well today is bloody freezing again, I don't get this damn weather!<br /><br />But anyway, Andy, who sits in the office has this obsession to pick on me all the time! He kicks my bones away, makes fun out of my dog like features, by calling me names such as, Rat Face! I mean look at you, your not the most attractive person yourself!!! Ha ha ha!!!<br /><br />Hope everyone has a good day :)<br /><br />Laters<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116289468050948715?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1162818046844731102006-11-06T04:52:00.000-08:002006-11-06T05:00:46.850-08:00Hello<br /><br />Well nothing has been going on lately apart from all the fireworks and stuff!!!<br /><br />Having a well lazy day in the office, just been lying in my bed all morning!<br /><br />Its a Monday so its just not really a happy day!<br /><br />Tomorrow<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116281804684473110?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1162376513384078422006-11-01T02:10:00.000-08:002006-11-01T02:51:09.783-08:00Hi<br /><br />I thought I might put up some new photos...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20017.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20017.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is a frog!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20003.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Me and Brandon playing!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20006.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is when i took growth pills, but had to many and became the size of the wheelie bin!!! I look Wheelie Big don't I!!! Get it LOL<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20010.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20010.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This me, eating a chew stick! Mmmmm yummy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116237651338407842?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1162289290131721742006-10-31T02:03:00.000-08:002006-10-31T02:08:10.140-08:00Sorry about yesterday, I was not present in the office! Daz had a meeting! But over the weekend he had been trying to make me howl, like a wolf. I guess it cos its Halloween an all! Who will be going trick or treating?<br /><br />Today I haven't even done much, said my hellos's to everyone and just gone back to bed! Its getting cold and i'm only small, it gets cold down here!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116228929013172174?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161942026868937292006-10-27T02:25:00.000-07:002006-10-27T02:40:26.893-07:00Its Friday...<br /><br />The weekend has finally come!<br /><br />I forgot to tell everyone, i chewed through one of Daz's cables the other day, he weren't a very happy person!<br /><br />To be honest its been a pretty quiet week, not much has gone on, Hendrix hasn't even been in that much, he probably has but i ain't seen him yet!!! I know he was here yesterday, but I wasn't which was a shame!!!<br />I'll get a pic of Hendrix soon, don't really have a decent one at the minute!<br /><br />Anyway i'll be back on Monday to tell you all about my eventfull weekend, i'm sure it will be!<br /><br />Have a good weekend<br /><br />Bye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116194202686893729?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161861852290033122006-10-26T02:53:00.000-07:002006-10-26T04:24:12.300-07:00Hello everybody!<br /><br />Here are a few photos of me at home!!! Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20021.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20021.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Me and Daz sleeping!!! Awwwwww!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20023.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20023.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Me in a chair! What am I like!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20030.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20030.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>I think i'll have wee right here!!! I seen Daz take a piss like this on the side of the house! LOL!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Picture%20031.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Picture%20031.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>I just farted, lets see who notices first!! LOL!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Come back for more photos tomo or something! Bye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116186185229003312?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161767427686333752006-10-25T01:55:00.000-07:002006-10-25T02:10:28.403-07:00Hi...<br /><br />I forgot to tell you all about my chastity bra I have to wear everytime I go out, yeah its for my lead, cos my neck is to small to have a collar, cos i'm so god damn small and cute! So yeah, its got little dogs on it all in different colours! Sometimes I get my head stuck in it, which is so annoying! Isn't the annoying wierd, if you say it loads of times, it gets ennoying after a while!!!<br /><br />They been trying to teach me new tricks, well Anf has, hes been trying to get me to stand up on demand, this is quite good, this means when I go home I can get a better chance of getting something to eat when I beg round the table! <br /><br />Good times!<br /><br />Laters<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116176742768633375?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161681582968128962006-10-24T02:02:00.000-07:002006-10-24T02:19:43.506-07:00Hi....<br /><br />Can't really talk, I'm in the wierdest hyper mood today, running up and down the office like someone has given me speed! LOL!<br /><br />They been trying to get me to do tricks, like stand up on my back legs and walk around, i'll do that when i'm ready! I just wanna have fun! So guess what I did literally just now... I peed on the floor, hahahaha!<br /><br />Think i'm getting tired now!!! Need to lay of the running for a while!<br /><br />Got my trusty bone! <br /><br />See ya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116168158296812896?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161343370097517432006-10-20T04:16:00.000-07:002006-10-20T04:22:50.103-07:00<table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td colspan="2"><embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=4112522839185715161&amp;hl=en-GB" style="width:300px; height:243px;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed></td></tr><tr/><tr><td>me on a date with my fav giraffe teddy!<br /> </td></tr></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116134337009751743?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161337404032663772006-10-20T01:58:00.000-07:002006-10-20T02:43:24.033-07:00Aiiiight!<br /><br />I am getting in the shiznet, so when i wear my jacket i can look cool and sound cool!<br /><br />That Tim Westwood would be proud, I bet hes got a little dog like me, but doesn't want to admit it!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/jacket.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/jacket.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116133740403266377?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161250687320970592006-10-19T02:05:00.000-07:002006-10-19T02:38:07.326-07:00Its coming up to halloween and I thought I looked ridiculous, checkout these poor fuckers lol...<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Cutie.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Cutie.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></div>This is NOT me!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/if%20looks%20could%20kill.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/if%20looks%20could%20kill.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>If looks could Kill...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Yoda.1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Yoda.1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Yoda, meant this is to be! WHAT?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/NotTinkerbell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/NotTinkerbell.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>PORN!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/threeHeads.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/threeHeads.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>This is cool, looks like Harry has shit himself tho!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/HotDogs.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/HotDogs.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>A pair of Hot Dogs, mmmm tastey!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116125068732097059?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161164109414177022006-10-18T02:10:00.000-07:002006-10-18T02:35:09.420-07:00Hello <br /><br />Oh what a feeling, when I get to the office, I get so excited to see everyone, my bowels just loosen a little which urges me to take a little dump under someones desk! I know I have done wrong, but to see the look on the lankies faces is a classic! I run to hide under the sofa before Daz can catch me! Then give him the look of innocence, which kinda makes it alright in the end!<br /><br />I am so glad, I didn't wear that ridiculous looking jacket in today, hopefully i will never get to wear it, its not just to look cool in tho, it keeps me warm, apparently! Su - fucking - perb!<br /><br />I will have more videos and more pics on the way, some maybe x-rated, so watch out!!! LOL!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116116410941417702?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161077208715262832006-10-17T02:20:00.000-07:002006-10-17T03:03:49.356-07:00<embed style="width: 400px; height: 326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2890414800621317173&hl=en-GB"></embed><br /><br /><br />Well it just doesnt get any worse! How am i gonna impress Tinkerbell wearing this.<br />Today my so called owners or the Lankies (as we dogs secretly like to call them) decided that I needed a jacket and boy they got one!<br />I now look like a cross between Rambo and Eminem!<br />Lets just hope they don't get me any booties!!!<br /><br />Good Morning,<br /><br />I'm back in the office again, i was supposed to come in wearing the new coat, but as you can see from the video, i hate it! But as usual, my so called owners, think I look fucking cute!!! Well I think its a load of bollocks really!!!<br />I have had a fun old morning as usual, the only thing is, I haven't had a wee yet! I may just have one under Andy's desk today, hes left his shoes there, so I might use one as a toilet!!! That would be hilarious!<br />I forgot to mention my new friend, Hendrix, he's massive and brown, but shit scared of anything that moves! I try and have a good old play with him, but he just sits there staring at me like I'm some kind of shit! He's alright though!<br />I've been doing a few modeling shots aswell, that might impress Tinkerbell...<br /><br /><table xmlns="http://purl.org/atom/ns#" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/vonsketch/SP_A0135.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/vonsketch/SP_A0135.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></td><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/vonsketch/SP_A0133.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119/vonsketch/SP_A0133.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a></tr><tr></tr><tr><td> <br /></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116107720871526283?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161014057723352562006-10-16T08:51:00.000-07:002006-10-16T08:54:17.730-07:00I fancy Paris Hiltons dog, Tinkerbell! She is bitchin'<br /><br />Check out her outfit!<br /><br />Paris Hilton however, is butt ugly! hahaha!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.kooldawgtees.com/images/tinkerbell-Paris_Hilton-235x235-172x172.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px;" src="http://www.kooldawgtees.com/images/tinkerbell-Paris_Hilton-235x235-172x172.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116101405772335256?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1161012598831380642006-10-16T08:15:00.000-07:002006-10-16T08:29:58.836-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/maxlicking.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/maxlicking.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/maxandkermit.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/maxandkermit.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116101259883138064?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35540055.post-1160039763692077272006-10-05T02:14:00.000-07:002006-10-11T06:23:16.606-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/1600/Max%20003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6597/3956/200/Max%20003.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:verdana;">Hi I'm Max... <o:p></o:p></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p> </o:p>I’m here to tell you a little bit about myself. I am a dog! A little dog at that! I come from a weird family, my mother is a Chinese Crested and my dad is a Chiwawa! <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p>I now live with my new family, the Smiths!!! Daz, Debbie & Brandon! They are real nice!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p>I go to work with Daz nearly everyday, to visit my new friends, Andy, Anthony, Garry, Mac &amp;amp; Marc; they are all really nice and play with me whenever they can! When I’m there I mostly make a newsence of myself, chewing wires, weeing anywhere I like, except for the wee mat, I know its there, its just a pain always walking to it and actually using it! <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p style="font-family: verdana;"> </o:p><span style="font-family:verdana;">Here are a couple of dog jokes to keep you amused:</span> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;"><span style="" lang="EN-GB"><o:p></o:p></span><span style="color:navy;">Q: What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller with a hyena?<br />A: I don't know but if it laughs I'll join in.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:navy;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" >"I've lost my dog!"</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > "Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:verdana;" > "Don't be silly, he can't read!</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35540055-116003976369207727?l=its-all-about-max.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daznoreply@blogger.com0